1．Put your fart， let others go to smell！
2．Rich of time， delicious water wipe toilet water have no money。
3．Generally， I this person never go upstairs， because the elevator。
4．我只流过一次鼻血，还是误把卫生巾当口罩了！
5．I was being sichuan rapes， now the only thing I can do is to maximize the pendulum to pose！
6．Now find object must watch carefully， because not too many people for a man not a woman now！
7．Urine is prohibited here， offenders confiscated tools。
8．大学是女生乳房发育的最佳时期。
9．University is the best time for girls breast development。
10．Men want to lock up women wallet zipper， women want to lock your pants zipper。
11．When the pants belt lost， just know what is called a dependency。
12．我正被川大强奸着，现在我唯一能做的就是最大限度地把姿势摆对！
13．有人说生了孩子就不会痛经了，那就生一个吧！
14．The recent mood is not very good， is going to go to heaven tomorrow for fun。
15．After calculate the wage rise again calculate pork， will find that even pig all not！
16．此地禁止大小便，违者没收工具。
17．I don't like and a woman on a lot of time in bed only， but love and a lot of women only the bed。
18．Thank you， thank you big ye， thank you and your family， thank your ancestors eighteen generations！
19．我不喜欢只和一个女人上很多次床，而是喜欢和很多女人只上一次床。
20．出门在外，请记住：一定要把牛B还给牛！
21．如果照镜子要上税，恐怕有些女人会破产。
22．When your mother gave you hung up the bone， there is at least a dog to play with you！
23．烧香的不一定是和尚，还可能是熊猫！
24．Life is the small white rabbit to the Wolf， and the process of the old fox。
25．牛逼总是比衣服还潮流，旧款还没过时呢，新款就出来了。
26．有奶不一定是娘，但有钱一定是爷！
27．Go out in the outside， please remember： be sure to return the cattle B to cattle！
28．I'm afraid if you look in the mirror to tax， some women will go bankrupt。
29．日出只要在日落前出现就好，上课只要在下课前到达就好。
30．唐僧肉吃了能长生不老，唐僧屎不知道有没有同样的功效？
31．现在找对象一定要看仔细一些，因为现在不男不女的人太多了！
32．男人希望锁住女人钱包的拉链，女人希望锁住男人裤子上的拉链。
33．I only through a nosebleed， or sanitary napkin when masks by mistake！
34．Youth is like toilet paper。 Looking at a lot of， use with the is not enough。
35．我来到这世界上，就从没打算活着回去过。
36．睡觉睡到自然醒，可是我身上只有五块钱可以数。
37．I'm too pure， I pure are shameless！
38．Burn incense and may not necessarily be a monk， but also may be a panda！
39．网上自古无娇娘，残花败柳一行行，偶有几对鸳鸯鸟，也是野鸡配色狼。
40．放自己的屁，让别人闻去吧！
41．当裤子失去皮带，才懂得什麽叫做依赖。
42．谢谢你，谢你大爷，谢你全家，谢你祖宗十八代！
43．师太，你等着，老衲去让佛祖赐婚！
44．人生就是从小白兔到大灰狼，再到老狐狸的过程。
45．Teacher， you wait， na to the Buddha give marriage！
46．一时的冲动，子孙的危机！
47．为了建立和谐社会，老婆，我们再来一次吧。
48．I came to this world， never to return alive。
49．我太纯洁了，我纯洁的都有些无耻了！
50．Milk is not necessarily a mother， but money must be ye！
51．Some people say that gave birth to the child won't be a pain， then have a！
52．当我看见美女的时候，首先摸摸兜里，看看有没有钱！
53．管不住的是儿子，看不住的是女儿。
54．青春就像卫生纸。看着挺多的，用着用着就不够了。
55．The sunrise as long as before sunset emergence good， have a class as long as arrive before class。
56．Cow force is always better than clothes trend， the old one is not yet out of date， new came out。
57．A store， vice minister of the People's Republic of China！
58．上街就撒别人一身油，对他说：别担心，有奥妙全自动！
59．算完工资的涨幅后再算算猪肉的，就会发现自己连猪都不如！
60．有钱的时候喷香水，没钱的时候抹花露水。
61．Sleep sleep to nature to wake， but I only have five dollars you can count with me。
62．At that time the impulse， the crisis of children！
63．When I see the beauty， the first touch in my pocket， see if there are any money！
64．Control is son， see daughter is not。
65．我这人一般上楼从不会走，因为有电梯。
66．小时候你娘就给你挂了块骨头，至少还有条狗跟你玩！
67．They and others take to the streets in oil， said to him： don't worry， there are secret automatic！
68．最近心情不是很好，打算明天去天堂散散心。
69．In order to build a harmonious society， the wife， let's try again。
70．Online without marked since ancient times， stray flower defeated willow line by line， occasionally a few couple birds， and pheasants with sex maniac。
71．中华人民共和国小卖部副部长！
72．Tang's monk eat meat can live forever， tang's monk shit do not know to have the same effect？