《The Real Slim Shady》是美国说唱歌手埃米纳姆所演唱的一首歌曲，歌曲由埃米纳姆、德瑞医生、麦克·埃利佐多、汤米·科斯特共同谱写，作为主打单曲收录在专辑《The Marshall Mathers LP》里面，发行于2000年5月23日。该首歌还作为了电影《龙虎少年队》的插曲。
歌曲歌词
英文
May I have your attention please?
May I have your attention please?
Will the real Slim Shady please stand up?
I repeat will the real Slim Shady please stand up?
We're going to have a problem here
Ya'll act like you never seen a white person before
jaws all on the floor like Pam like Tommy just burst in the door
started whoopin her ass worse than before
they first get divorced throwing her over furniture
It's the return of the
"Oh wait, no way, your kidding, he didn't just say what I think he did, did he?"
And Dr Dre said
....Nothing you idiots Dr Dre's dead, he's locked in my basement
Feminist women love Eminem
Chicka chicka chicka Slim Shady I'm sick of him
look at him, walking around grabbing his you know what
limpin' to you know who "yeah, but hes so cute though"
Yea I probably got a couple of screws up in my head loose
but no worse than what's going on in your parent's bedrooms
Sometimes I wanna get on TV and just let loose,
but can't, but its cool for Tom Green to hump a dead moose
my bum is on your lips, my bum is on your lips
and if I'm lucky you might just give it a little kiss
and that's the message that we deliver to little kids
and expect them not to know what a womens clitoris is.
Of course they gonna know what intercourse is
by the time they hit 4th grade,
they got the discovery channel don't they?
We ain't nothing but mammals; well some of us cannibals
who cut other people open like cantaloupes.
But if we can hump dead animals and antelopes
then there's no reason that a man and another man can't elope
But if you feel like I feel I got the antidote.
Women wave your panty hoes, sing the chorus and it goes...
I'm Slim Shady
Yes I'm the real Shady
All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating
So won't the real Slim Shady...
Please stand up, Please stand up, Please stand up
becuase I'm Slim Shady
Yes I'm the real Shady
All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating
So won't the real Slim shady...
Please stand up, Please stand up, Please stand up
Will Smith don't gotta cuss in his raps to sell records
Well I do, so fuck him and fuck you too.
You think I give a damm about a Grammy?
Half of you critics can't even stomach me, let alone stand me.
"But Slim what if u win wouldn't it be weird?"
Why? So you guys can just lie to get me here?
So you can sit me here next to Britney Spears.
Shit, Christina Aguilera better switch me chairs
So I can sit next to Carson Daly and Fred Durst
And hear 'em argue over who she gave head to first.
Little bitch put me on blast on MTV
"yeah he's cute but I think he's married to Kim, hehe"
I should download her audio on mp3
And show the whole world how you gave Eminem V.D.
I'm sick of you little girl and boy groups all you do is annoy me
So I've been sent here to destroy you
And theres a million of us just like me
Who cuss like me
Who just don't give a fuck like me
Who dress like me
Walk, talk and act like me
It just might be the next best thing
But not quite me
I'm Slim Shady
Yes I'm the real Shady
All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating
So won't the real Slim Shady...
Please stand up, Please stand up, Please stand up
becuase I'm Slim Shady
Yes I'm the real Shady
All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating
So won't the real Slim shady...
Please stand up, Please stand up, Please stand up
I'm like a headtrip to listen to
Cause I'm only giving you
things you joke about with your friends inside your living room
The only difference is I got the balls to say it in front of ya'll
And I don't gotta be false or sugar coated at all
I just get on the mic and spit it
And whether you like to admit it
I just shit it better than 90% of you rappers out there
Then you wonder how can kidz eat up these albums like valiums.
Its funny cuz at the rate im going when I'm 30
Ill be the only person in the nursing home flirty.
Pinching nurses asses when I'm jackin' off with Jergens and I'm jerking
But this whole bag of viagra isn't working
And every single person is a Slim Shady lurkin'
He could be workin at Burger King spitten on your onion rings
Or in the parking lot circling
screaming I don't give a fuck
With his windows down and system up
So will the real Shady, please stand up
and put one of those fingures on each hand up
and to be proud to be outta your mind and outta control
and one more time, loud as you can, how does it go?
Cuz I'm Slim Shady
Yes I'm the real Shady
All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating
So won't the real Slim Shady...
Please stand up, Please stand up, Please stand up
becuase I'm Slim Shady
Yes I'm the real Shady
All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating
So won't the real Slim shady...
Please stand up, Please stand up, Please stand up
I'm Slim Shady
Yes I'm the real Shady
All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating
So won't the real Slim Shady...
Please stand up, Please stand up, Please stand up
becuase I'm Slim Shady
Yes I'm the real Shady
All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating
So won't the real Slim shady...
Please stand up, Please stand up, Please stand up [6]
中文
请注意我这里好吗
请注意我这里好吗
真的痞子阿姆请站起来
重复一遍真的痞子阿姆请站起来
我们遇到个麻烦
年轻人的举止都像之前从未见过白人一样
下巴都掉到地上了，像帕梅尔和汤米突然从门口闯了进来
更加恶劣地追逐在她的身后
他们先是离婚了，一下把她甩到家具堆
这是回答
哦等等，他说的不会和我猜的一样吧，不会吧
接下来德瑞医生说
当然不一样，白痴!德瑞医生早就死了!尸体被我锁在地下室了
女权主义者喜欢我艾米纳姆
谈论谈论谈论着痞子阿姆，我讨厌他
看看他 四处走动 抓着他的 你知道是什么
吊儿郎当的走来，你知道是谁，是的，但是他挺可爱
耶 可能我脑袋里的一对拧紧的螺丝松了
但是没有你父母卧室里发生的事情糟糕
有时候我想要上电视并且在上面随心所欲
但是不能，不过汤姆格林和驯鹿缠绵很酷
我的臀部在你的唇边，我的臀部在你的唇边
如果我运气好，你可以亲它一小口
那就是我们想要灌输给小朋友的信息
希望他们不要知道女人的构造是什么样子
当然他们总会知道翻云覆雨是什么
等他们上四年级的时候就会知道
他们看探索频道，不是吗
我们只不过是哺乳动物，好吧，有的人是食人族
像切甜瓜一样把其他人切开
但是如果我们可以和死掉的动物以及羚羊缠绵
那么就没有理由不准一个男人和另一个男人私奔
但是如果你和我有一样的感受，我有个方法
女士们挥动你们的连袜裤，唱着副歌，就这样
我是痞子阿姆
是的，我是真正的阿姆
所有你们其他的痞子阿姆都是模仿我的
所以真正的痞子阿姆
请起立，请起立，请起立
因为我是痞子阿姆
是的，我是真正的阿姆
所有你们其他的痞子阿姆都是模仿我的
所以真正的痞子阿姆
请起立，请起立，请起立
威尔史密斯在饶舌歌里骂人，唱片才能卖出去
所以我咒骂他也咒骂你们
你认为我重视格莱美
你们这些乐评人有一半都受不了我，更别说支持我了
但是阿姆，如果你得了奖，难道不会很不可思议吗
为什么?你们这些家伙正好可以把我骗到这里
所以你们可以将我安排在小甜甜布兰妮旁边吗
废话，克里斯蒂娜阿奎莱拉和我换位置更好
这样我就可以坐在和卡森戴利和佛瑞德达斯特旁边
听他们争论她先将心交给谁
小碧池，在MTV上惹了我
是的，他很可爱，但是我想他已经和金结婚了，呵呵
我应该把她的歌下载到MP3
然后向全世界展示你如何让阿姆染上隐疾
我厌恶你们这些小女孩和男孩的团体，你们做的所有的事就是骚扰我
所以我被派到这来消灭你们
这里还有百万人像我一样
像我一样地咒骂
像我一样地不在乎
像我一样的穿衣
像我一样走路说话以及行动
这可能是下一个最好的事
但不是完全的我
我是痞子阿姆
是的，我是真正的阿姆
所有你们其他的痞子阿姆都是模仿我的
所以真正的痞子阿姆
请起立，请起立，请起立
因为我是痞子阿姆
是的，我是真正的阿姆
所有你们其他的阿姆都是模仿我的
所以真正的痞子阿姆
请起立，请起立，请起立
我听歌就像一次头脑旅行
因为我只会给你
你和你朋友在客厅里开玩笑
唯一的不同是我可以你们面前不断的说
我不会虚情假意或口蜜腹剑
我只是对着麦克风吐口水
无论你承不承认
我比90%的你们这些说唱者更加会咒骂
你想知道为什么少年们痴迷我的专辑像毒瘾一样
这很好笑，因为照我现在的发展速度，当我30岁的时候
我会成为私人疗养院里独一无二的轻浮之人
捏捏护士们的臀部，当我和耶利米一起玩的时候
但是这一包的伟哥都不起作用
现在每个人都想当痞子阿姆
他可以在你吃汉堡王时出现，在你的洋葱圈上吐口水
或者在停车场转圈
尖叫着我不在乎
车窗打开，车盖打开
那么真正的阿姆请站起来
然后双手高举中指
并且变得自豪，放弃思考，丧失理智
再一次大声的尽你所能，怎么唱
因为我是痞子阿姆
是的，我是真正的阿姆
所有你们其他的痞子阿姆都是模仿我的
所以真正的痞子阿姆
请起立，请起立，请起立
因为我是痞子阿姆
是的，我是真正的阿姆
所有你们其他的痞子阿姆都是模仿我的
所以真正的痞子阿姆
请起立，请起立，请起立
我是痞子阿姆
是的，我是真正的阿姆
所有你们其他的痞子阿姆都是模仿我的
所以真正的痞子阿姆
请起立 请起立 请起立
因为我是痞子阿姆
是的，我是真正的阿姆
所有你们其他的痞子阿姆都是模仿我的
所以真正的痞子阿姆
请起立，请起立，请起立
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